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How yorkies are better than men

1. Yorkies do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Yorkies miss you when you're gone.

3. Yorkies feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Yorkies admit when they're jealous.

5. Yorkies are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Yorkies do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)

7. You can train yorkie.

8. Yorkies are easy to buy for.

9. The worst social disease you can get from Yorkies is fleas.

10. Yorkies understand what "no" means.

11. Yorkies mean it when they kiss you.

Top ten reasons why yorkie is better than a woman

10. Yorkie's parents will never visit you.

9. Yorkie loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.

8. Yorkie limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.

7. Yorkie never expects you to telephone.

6. Yorkie will not get mad at you if you forget his birthday.

5. Yorkie does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

4. Yorkie does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.

3. Yorkie never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.

2. The later you are, the happier Yorkie is to see you.

1. Yorkie does not shop.


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